Friday, May 23, 2008

An Intelligent Nurse is Threat to Life

Ok...now its time for some serious discussion, when Dr. Abid launched A.I (Artificial Intelligence) courses in University of Peshawar, everybody was angry that what the hell he is doing with curriculum, because every one wanted to have some professional skills on market tools & they were expecting him to add some Visual programming tools but he never listen to anyone, he did what he wanted to do...he added two major courses in both M.Sc parts & they are still taught there, because he is still Computer Science Department, chairman :) ... there was a time when it was famous in students that if some one need high marks in Theses do in supervision of Dr. Abid in the field of A.I.

Things did'nt stop here...in my first part of M.Sc Sir, Dilawar taught me A.I "who him self never knew what is this subject all about" :D So i came to know that "A.I is a subject that must be taught to Intelligent by Intelligent" although once in Dr.Lutufullah Kaka Khel C++ programming class he gave some human Logic description from where i found that this things has some interest...rather Intelligence has something to do in our lifes !

Ohh...you might be thinking where is that Nurse...hmm...if you expecting some adult stuff then please stop thinking here...nothing like that. ok..ok i know you are not that kind of person...so you need to know where i found that "an Intelligent Nurse is Threat to Life", guess what...where i found that Nurse & conclusion of threat to life...what in book..Nope, somebody told me about it...Nope. Ok..Ok d'nt waste time i tell you the story...

On Wednesday when Noor (My house mat) called me & told that he is in Hospital Emergency Section, please come to help me...i did'nt had any clue what the hell happened to him, when i arrived to Emergency Section i found him in bad condition, in fact he had some fight with people & had head injury...you know Maputo Central Hospital is a place where people go to rest, if you are in emergency then d'nt come to hospital better take some rest at home or die. its far better then dieing on those waiting chairs in front of Doctor's room...

Sorry i got angry..let start the story again, Ok, then when i found that there is nobody to check him, & he is sitting in a long queue...i went to Dorctor room's gate keeper & offer him 50Mtn = 2 USD for taking my patient first without queue, he was very soft hearted , accepted my offer & asked me to come from back door, because if he take him from front door, people will fight ...so we went from back door. That lady Dr. we found inside room was very nice :p she when found its serious problem..without any further delay forwarded this case to Surgery Ward....there he got a Bed to rest & NO Doctor to look after, after almost three hours of waiting a Doctor came & asked ward Nurse to take him for X-Rays in Neuro Surgery ward.

Be ready story started here...this is the Nurse i was talking about...so before we started walking towards X-Ray department she asked me to stay in the ward, because its her duty to take patient & make X-Ray after my too much insist she agreed to take me with them, when we reached X-Ray department, she asked me to sit on waiting chairs while submitted Noor's documents in the counter...after submitting them, she came & sat just beside me, i was looking down & feeling a lot of stress & suddenly she slapped my arm, with screaming, Man you are not watching this television show? When i looked up in corner of that waiting room, i found a television hanging...showing a quiz show...it was just a copy of normal quiz shows where you answer the question & win money, after answering each question the wining amount goes double...in the time i was realizing whats going on in the television & reading the question, she again scrammed PORRA Es gas saber nada.. "Shit, this guy know nothing..." then she suddenly started Fala A, Porra Fala A... "Say, A..shit Say A.." she wanted to tell that contestant please take option A, mean while counter called Noor's name & when she realize that she had to move with him in X-Ray room, she asked please take your patient there, i want to see what the hell this stupid/fool is doing in this show...I took Noor to X-Ray room made his X-Ray returned to waiting chairs where she was continuously guessing the correct answers & abusing that television guy for his stupidity on answering wrong...soon after Counter called Noor name again & handed over me his report, she then told me Mr. You know the ward, please take him there with this report i will come there later...i did so...after almost 45 mins...she came & said...

If i was in that show today... i could win 50,000Mtn = 2000USD...

Cheers

2 comments:

Haroon Ahmad said...

In a hospital room, there was a man resting on the bed with an oxygen mask on.
When the nurse came in the room to open the blinds, the man asked her, "Are my testicles black?"
To which she replied, "I do not know... I am only here to open the blinds." The man asked her again, "Are my testicles black?" And he kept asking until he got on her nerves so much, that she finally unzipped his hospital gown, looked down there, checked under them, and said,
"They are fine." With a confused look on his face, he took of his mask, and shouted, "I SAID, ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK????"

xaqubz said...

the Whole responsibility lies on the Recruiter & management not the NURSE..
Best of lUck