Friday, May 23, 2008

An Intelligent Nurse is Threat to Life its time for some serious discussion, when Dr. Abid launched A.I (Artificial Intelligence) courses in University of Peshawar, everybody was angry that what the hell he is doing with curriculum, because every one wanted to have some professional skills on market tools & they were expecting him to add some Visual programming tools but he never listen to anyone, he did what he wanted to do...he added two major courses in both M.Sc parts & they are still taught there, because he is still Computer Science Department, chairman :) ... there was a time when it was famous in students that if some one need high marks in Theses do in supervision of Dr. Abid in the field of A.I.

Things did'nt stop my first part of M.Sc Sir, Dilawar taught me A.I "who him self never knew what is this subject all about" :D So i came to know that "A.I is a subject that must be taught to Intelligent by Intelligent" although once in Dr.Lutufullah Kaka Khel C++ programming class he gave some human Logic description from where i found that this things has some interest...rather Intelligence has something to do in our lifes ! might be thinking where is that Nurse...hmm...if you expecting some adult stuff then please stop thinking here...nothing like that. ok..ok i know you are not that kind of you need to know where i found that "an Intelligent Nurse is Threat to Life", guess what...where i found that Nurse & conclusion of threat to life...what in book..Nope, somebody told me about it...Nope. Ok..Ok d'nt waste time i tell you the story...

On Wednesday when Noor (My house mat) called me & told that he is in Hospital Emergency Section, please come to help me...i did'nt had any clue what the hell happened to him, when i arrived to Emergency Section i found him in bad condition, in fact he had some fight with people & had head know Maputo Central Hospital is a place where people go to rest, if you are in emergency then d'nt come to hospital better take some rest at home or die. its far better then dieing on those waiting chairs in front of Doctor's room...

Sorry i got angry..let start the story again, Ok, then when i found that there is nobody to check him, & he is sitting in a long queue...i went to Dorctor room's gate keeper & offer him 50Mtn = 2 USD for taking my patient first without queue, he was very soft hearted , accepted my offer & asked me to come from back door, because if he take him from front door, people will fight we went from back door. That lady Dr. we found inside room was very nice :p she when found its serious problem..without any further delay forwarded this case to Surgery Ward....there he got a Bed to rest & NO Doctor to look after, after almost three hours of waiting a Doctor came & asked ward Nurse to take him for X-Rays in Neuro Surgery ward.

Be ready story started here...this is the Nurse i was talking before we started walking towards X-Ray department she asked me to stay in the ward, because its her duty to take patient & make X-Ray after my too much insist she agreed to take me with them, when we reached X-Ray department, she asked me to sit on waiting chairs while submitted Noor's documents in the counter...after submitting them, she came & sat just beside me, i was looking down & feeling a lot of stress & suddenly she slapped my arm, with screaming, Man you are not watching this television show? When i looked up in corner of that waiting room, i found a television hanging...showing a quiz was just a copy of normal quiz shows where you answer the question & win money, after answering each question the wining amount goes the time i was realizing whats going on in the television & reading the question, she again scrammed PORRA Es gas saber nada.. "Shit, this guy know nothing..." then she suddenly started Fala A, Porra Fala A... "Say, A..shit Say A.." she wanted to tell that contestant please take option A, mean while counter called Noor's name & when she realize that she had to move with him in X-Ray room, she asked please take your patient there, i want to see what the hell this stupid/fool is doing in this show...I took Noor to X-Ray room made his X-Ray returned to waiting chairs where she was continuously guessing the correct answers & abusing that television guy for his stupidity on answering wrong...soon after Counter called Noor name again & handed over me his report, she then told me Mr. You know the ward, please take him there with this report i will come there later...i did so...after almost 45 mins...she came & said...

If i was in that show today... i could win 50,000Mtn = 2000USD...


Monday, May 19, 2008

The 47's mystery in my life

Last night I was thinking about my past & was trying to get what remained most common during all different will amaze that I have found there has been too many 47s in my life...let jump into the detail.

1st 47: I am born in Pakistan which was founded on 1947.

last two digits in year = 47
47 = last two digits in year

2nd 47: I got 438 marks in Matric exams "10th grade" in 1994, that is shammingly too few :-D but still watch the mathematics here. i.e.

Year of Passing Matric exam = 94
47 = Year of Passing/2

3rd 47: I got 732 marks in Exam "12th grade", in the age of 18 "ohh...sweet 18 ;-)" look into mathematics again. i.e.

Grade = 12
Age = 18
Marks last two digits = 32
47 = (Grade + Age)/2 + Marks last two digits

4th 47: I got 347 marks in exam, pretty simple ...

47 = last two digits in marks

5th 47: I again got 347 marks in previous (1st year)...

47 = last two digits in marks

6th 47: I again got 447 marks in final (2nd year)

47 = last two digits in marks

I am not sure how many 47s will be left unnoticed & how much to come...


Friday, May 9, 2008

Bashir ki Beti

Ok, without any context references I will jump into the core of this exciting post...I remember when in Lord Of The Ring, just before final fight starts...when the King on top of his Castle's Towers saw the aliens army is coming to fight his too few solders, he abruptly says: So It Begins !

Same happened to me, when I arrived in Maputo very first time, I stayed few days in Hotel Ibis, during this time Anilza helped me to find out a flat for me, after almost one week of hard search I was able to get a flat on 4th floor of 60 years old building at Av. Kerl Marks ! because I was just new to the town i did'nt knew what are the famous spots...just after two days one of my office colleague asked me "Nayyar, where is your flat?" i replied on Av. kerl Marks, he said where on Kerl Marks, I replied in front of Standard Bank, he said there are many Standard Bank on that Av. (road) ! i got confused, then our office boy explained him its near "Qayum Center" hmm, it was a new clue, then when ever people asked me where is your flat, i was replying its near Qayum Center. After almost one and half month, i made two Pakistani friends in the town, who were working in shops near my flat, one day i forget to buy Pao "bread in english" i went to one them shop & asked where i can buy pao, bakery is closed, he replied there are few guys sitting in front of Qayum Center, again i was surprised that i am living near to Qayum Center, even when people ask me where you live i just reply them near to Qayum Center, and still I never went to see this Qayum Center...suddenly i requested the guy to accompany me till Qayum Center, I found it a big Electronic Shop with almost all kind of Electronic Home Appliances !

Things were not stopped here...After just few days i was speaking to a local Mozambican friend, and he asked same question, where you live? answer you can imagine now ! but this time a new cross question thrown to me...Which one? I said there is only one Qayum Center in town, why you asked Which one? he said NO, there are many !

This was beginning of my interest in this company ! i realized that this Qayum is really a rich man who has this much shops around the town...even things were not stopped here...One day I went to offer JUMA Prayers in Baxa "down town" I was surprised with a really well decorated & managed Mask "Masjid" without any delay asked one of the person who made & maintain this Mask, he replied Qayum Center !

Then After almost a year I spent in Maputo, one day one of my Pakistani friend told me "Yaar woo Maputo Shopping Center ki opening hoogai hey, Chal uss koo dekh kay atay hain...! " English: "man, Maputo Shopping Center has been inaugurated, let move to see it...!"

When we reached Maputo Shopping Center, I found it very good nicely build Shopping Mall, I quickly asked who made this, he replied Qayum Center.

That confirmed me that I need to see this man, I asked them where I can see this Qayum Center owner, they said lets move inside they have a General Store inside, usually he & his family is found there...without any further delay I reached to that Big General Store, & was introduced to Qayum Center owner, his actual name is Bashir ! I was fortunate that i found him with his family i.e. Wife & a bleeding edge fresh daughter ! in complete Indian style dress. wawoo could you imagine a person's level of joy when he see a girl who's father is millionaire...! Ok d'nt think further, because soon I came to know that she is married to a guy who was working in her father's company...!

Now here we need at least 5 minute silence ..... She..who is Bashir ki Beti (Bashir's Daughter) is married :-( all of my joy went down in seconds....I was always thinking what maximum success an employee can get in a company, i found the answer that day...! "when employee marry his Boss daughter...!"

Way back in 2004 - 2005, Dawn News Paper published an article on World's Stupid Person, the author clearly said that, "Every person has two fathers...One is Father other Father-in-Law, & the World Most Stupid Person is the one who was born to a poor Farther & later he marry to a poor Father-in-Law's daughter...!" I completely agree to him, its mind blowing fact...! be serious I am not kidding d'nt get yourself be called one of the most stupid person in the world.

So, Now for a better future, I regularly Friday till Sunday evening visit Maputo Shopping Center, & try to see Bashir's daughter, one day she noticed me with a 100 thousand dollars romantic look, i have calculated my success in this affair is around 7.5%, I am optimistic & d'nt wants to be counted in World Most Stupids.